Tomorrow will be EXCELLENT.
Me (telling joke to Riz):
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: *sighs* Did what hurt?
Boy: Breaking through the earth’s crust and ascending from hell
Riz: Awww haha that’s mean!
Me: Yeah, true in some cases though :P
Riz: We should do it tomorrow!
Me: … Do what tomorrow?
Me: Ascend through the earth’s crust from hell?
Me: But it’s warm there

Oh just you wait till I stitch these wounds up… THEN you’ll be sorry!

Good things (by WRDBNR)
The kiss of death.This astonishing sculpture forms part of Barcelona’s Poblenou Cemetery. The Kiss of Death (El Petó de la Mort in Catalan and El beso de la muerte in Spanish) dates back to 1930. A winged skeleton bestows a kiss on the lips of a handsome young man: is it ecstasy on his face or resignation? Little wonder the sculpture elicits strong and varying responses from whoever gazes upon it.
Yeaaaaa, let’s keep these lives seperate. I only have a few real life friends on here and that’s probably for the best.
I love my dad.
- Dad: Apparently Justin Bieber was in trouble for punching a papparazzi guy.
- Me: Really?
- Dad: Yeah. But imagine the phone call.
- Dad: "Hi, I'm calling to report an assault.
- Dad: I was punched by Justin Bieber."
- Dad: That's like saying you were beaten up by a cotton wool ball.
- Dad: Ggrrhrhrhhoguullll help me, a cotton Bieber is attacking my face!
- HAHAHAHAHAHA XD BEC I NEED TO MEET YOUR DAD!
This time tomorrow my flight to Mildura will have landed.
So excited :D




